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shinyget, who can't sleep.
Once upon a time, there was a pony. And a black hedgehog. The hedgehog loved pink ponies but his pony friend was white. So he found a little loli, a little blonde loli, and she was like "I got some glitter pink paint~!" and he was like "omgomgomgomg." The two danced around the pony, splattering pink as they went. Then the dark evil king, BLACK DOOOOOM, showed up, and ooooomed all over the place. The little pony had its pink scared right off of it and it ran off into the wilderness of space.
This angered the black hedgehog. He was like, "BITCH, WAT U TALKIN' BOUT?" And then the loli gasped and went, "OH NOOOOO~!" just like that.
Black Doom lashed out a scaly tentacle at her and knocked her to the the ground. The hedgehog donned his magical armor and grabbed his javelin. His mighty spear impaled the evil king in his oral orifice.
The loli jumped with joy. "YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY~!"
Shadow blasted toward his princess and they rode happily ever after on galactic space ponies.
THE END.
Also, the ponies were pink.
Director's commentary: "Hedgehog" was almost "Echidna" at the beginning, but the Master Emerald wouldn't make as good a princess.
shinyget, who can't sleep.Once upon a time, there was a pony. And a black hedgehog. The hedgehog loved pink ponies but his pony friend was white. So he found a little loli, a little blonde loli, and she was like "I got some glitter pink paint~!" and he was like "omgomgomgomg." The two danced around the pony, splattering pink as they went. Then the dark evil king, BLACK DOOOOOM, showed up, and ooooomed all over the place. The little pony had its pink scared right off of it and it ran off into the wilderness of space.
This angered the black hedgehog. He was like, "BITCH, WAT U TALKIN' BOUT?" And then the loli gasped and went, "OH NOOOOO~!" just like that.
Black Doom lashed out a scaly tentacle at her and knocked her to the the ground. The hedgehog donned his magical armor and grabbed his javelin. His mighty spear impaled the evil king in his oral orifice.
The loli jumped with joy. "YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY~!"
Shadow blasted toward his princess and they rode happily ever after on galactic space ponies.
THE END.
Also, the ponies were pink.
Director's commentary: "Hedgehog" was almost "Echidna" at the beginning, but the Master Emerald wouldn't make as good a princess.
