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[shichahn]

::FOAMS AT MOUTH::

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[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

Lol.

No, see, all he has to do is turn around and go, "Okay... so he said... go to the left... which is THIS WAY! ...Hey. Why are there sleeping people. IS IT NAP TIME? I... love... nap time!" And okay I need to stop now or I won't be able to stop being Caboose.

[shichahn.livejournal.com]

See, that's exactly what I just said, only you said it in character. Excellent. And, you know, you don't have to stop being Caboose. You could just stay that way. Sure, you'd never get anything done, but you'd have a really great time! ;D

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

No, it's totally different! He totally knows left from right! ...He just doesn't comprehend the importance of orienting his personal directions to his surroundings. :D

...Would you be my best friend?

[shichahn.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, I see.

Um. No. Unless it's one of those fucking long-distance friendships where I never talk to you ever again. Ever.

;D

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

...I like you.

[shichahn.livejournal.com]

... Great.

You know, I never realized how great being popular was. Every single goddamn retard on the planet wants to follow you around, and now I've got another. Fucking fantastic.

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

I know exactly what you mean. ...I am very popular.

[shichahn.livejournal.com]

Are you.

[zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com]

Yes. It is hard having so many friends. They all want to spend time with me, and laugh at my jokes, and tell me how smart and handsome I am, and if they see me with my other friends they get very jealous. ...But do not worry Church! There is no need for you to be jealous. ...You are my favorite.

[shichahn.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, somebody please kill me.

Caboose? Go do your other friends a favor and hang out with them for a while, okay? I think they'd appreciate it way the fuck more than I ever will.