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shichahn ([personal profile] shichahn) wrote2012-10-21 12:12 am
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Character meme

Haven't done something like this in absolutely forever, so here you go:

I have a list of 15 characters. Please propose scenarios in the style of: "1 and 5 bake bread together. Does the kitchen survive?"

or

"3, 7, and 9 wake up married. Does the universe survive? What does 10 think?"

etc. Characters from RvB, Borderlands, Portal, Hatoful Boyfriend. COME AT ME BRO. If you get really lucky some of these may get drawn, depending on if I feel like it or not.
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[identity profile] shichahn.livejournal.com 2012-10-22 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
... You write nice simple questions, Melissa. I like you. You are so much nicer than those people up above.

1. So apparently, while at some kind of wonderful science conference, the Director and GLaDOS manage to think Tex (who came along with the Director as his bodyguard) is sleeping with another brilliant scientist they met at the conference, Patricia Tannis. Tannis, who hates conferences already due to her multitude of phobias involving people, is absolutely mortified that someone would think she would actually touch another person. She shrieks, and a capillary in her nose bursts, spraying blood all over everyone, and then she bolts from the scene, unable to handle the situation without having some kind of aneurism. ... No seriously, that's what she'd do.

2. A knock at the door one morning wakes up Church, who finds a puppy abandoned in front of it. Yuuya is off being mysterious and has disappeared for a while, so Church brings it in - because grumble as much as he can about stupid puppies biting and pissing all over the place and shitting on the carpet, he has a soft spot for dogs and always wanted one anyway. Yuuya comes home and is pretty okay with this. ... This is the most normal thing that happened on this meme, being that by that point, Church has gotten over the fact that his roommate is a large fantail pigeon. Congratulations, I feel like you won something.

[identity profile] regonym.livejournal.com 2012-10-22 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
The most normal thing on this meme is when a human and a pigeon adopt a puppy together? o.o Wow, I'm afraid to scroll up and read everyone else's prompts. XD

Awww, poor Patricia Tannis person. Worse, the nosebleed would totally make everyone think (if this were an anime haha) that she was embarrassed b/c she thought Tex was hot or something. I suppose Tex probably handled the whole thing with snark and aplomb, of course.

[identity profile] shichahn.livejournal.com 2012-10-22 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, I'm sure Tex would not be terribly concerned by any of this. Possibly flattered, except she is also quite familiar with what the Director thinks about her, so possibly confused if this assumption is coming from him, haha.

Luckily, none of this is an anime. I'm sure Tannis would find such an explanation stupid and boring. But she probably finds animation itself tedious and wasteful. ... I love Tannis, she cracks me up.

[identity profile] zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com 2012-10-22 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
Pshh, clearly my questions are the best questions, don't even act. :P

[identity profile] shichahn.livejournal.com 2012-10-22 01:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Your first question, man. You get an award for that one, too.

[identity profile] zolac-no-miko.livejournal.com 2012-10-22 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha yeah that was definitely the best one!
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