Creepers gonna creep

Haven't done something like this in absolutely forever, so here you go:

I have a list of 15 characters. Please propose scenarios in the style of: "1 and 5 bake bread together. Does the kitchen survive?"

or

"3, 7, and 9 wake up married. Does the universe survive? What does 10 think?"

etc. Characters from RvB, Borderlands, Portal, Hatoful Boyfriend. COME AT ME BRO. If you get really lucky some of these may get drawn, depending on if I feel like it or not.

Chili dogs for lunch. lol yes. Thanks Dad. ♥

Also, while walking back to Vault 101 yesterday to do Trouble on the Homefront, "Way Back Home" started playing. sob.