Creepers gonna creep

... I wish I could just leave that title there and leave the body of this post blank because I think it's a very silly statement to just make with no explanation (and an excellent band name, as well) but I think instead I'll say this:

I realized today that both of my main RP characters are of the Fucked-up Jesus type. Which is like a more specific version of TVTropes' "Messianic Archetype" I suppose. Now, I know Burnie has said he didn't intend the Christian symbolism that sort of wrote itself into Church's story, holy trinity and all. I suspect the writers of Sonic 06 deliberately played up Shadow's Fucked-up Jesus role by crucifying him, however. That one's kind of blatant. Anyway, unless someone really wants me to go in-depth and elaborate here, I'll just leave you with that. Because when I realized I played two Fucked-up Jesuses today, I had a bit of a laugh.

(And yes, I know at one point I was going to write up a post on the Taoist and Christian symbology that surrounds Shadow's games/roles in games, which yes, is just as ridiculously pretentious, not to mention way nerdy overboard, as it sounds, which is largely why I didn't actually write it.)

... If I thought I could play Ten, I would, just to have three Fucked-up Jesus characters.

Edit: Also, Jesus was a Jew! +1 points to Church being the Jewish one. ;D

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I stay on hold for ten minutes and get passed around and around until someone actually is able to read me my schedule, and it's for 8:30am to 3pm Tuesday once again. That's it. ffffffffuu-

>:(

Also they're supposed to pay us every two weeks and we totally just got our first paycheck yesterday. wat.

I'd say something about how they'd better watch out 'cause I work in the gun department (among other things like camping, etc) but... I know nothing about guns. So I think they're safe. They're all very nice people, anyway, but this store is so poorly managed right now.

Hey so who wants to come over RIGHT NOW and entertain me? Penny and Lucy are only so much company. Lucy sits around and sleeps, and Penny... does the same thing. Either that or wrestles with her jesses. Good times.

I really, really want to eat something that's battered and deep fried. Right now. Chicken would be ideal, or perhaps squid. Or oysters. I don't care. I want fried meat.

wtf, random food craving

THE INTERNETS HAVE RETURNED TO ME! BWAHAHAHA.

Oh heyyy, PDX crew, I have me a hankering for some DnD. Any of you want to get together one of these days and do a short campaign for the lulz? My dice fingers are itchy.

DAMN YOU PEDOBEAR

While listening to the radio at work (the oldies station was on, even) I heard a Narconon ad. Ew. Ew ew ew I wanted to punch something.

And now, Hal Turner.

What an irritating (to say the least) day.

Oh yeah, and supposedly Noel Fielding has been fired from Buzzcocks? But maybe not. I don't know what's going on there.

Why don't I have a PS3? ;___;

And hoooooly crap, I finally got around to watching Sarah Palin's resignation speech. Oh my god wtf is she on? The first minute or so, she's decent, and then it just plummets downhill. I have no idea what she was even saying. I gave up about eight minutes in; it was taking way too much effort to make sense of her words. How did she even get to be governor in the first place?

Anyway, I suspect I will be leaving within the next 2-3 hours to head back to work at the coast, thus abandoning all of you for about a week. But that's all. It's been an awesome couple of days, hanging out with Dar and Angela and James and Becca and Hannah, and also getting to chat with all of you I only ever see online. If I don't make it back on the internet before I get back, well, I'll see you all in a short while anyway. :Db

Typical post-post edit: HOLY FUCKING SHIT I LOVE THIS BAND. That is all.

A story by shinyget, who can't sleep.

Once upon a time, there was a pony. And a black hedgehog. The hedgehog loved pink ponies but his pony friend was white. So he found a little loli, a little blonde loli, and she was like "I got some glitter pink paint~!" and he was like "omgomgomgomg." The two danced around the pony, splattering pink as they went. Then the dark evil king, BLACK DOOOOOM, showed up, and ooooomed all over the place. The little pony had its pink scared right off of it and it ran off into the wilderness of space.

This angered the black hedgehog. He was like, "BITCH, WAT U TALKIN' BOUT?" And then the loli gasped and went, "OH NOOOOO~!" just like that.

Black Doom lashed out a scaly tentacle at her and knocked her to the the ground. The hedgehog donned his magical armor and grabbed his javelin. His mighty spear impaled the evil king in his oral orifice.

The loli jumped with joy. "YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY~!"

Shadow blasted toward his princess and they rode happily ever after on galactic space ponies.

THE END.

Also, the ponies were pink.

Director's commentary: "Hedgehog" was almost "Echidna" at the beginning, but the Master Emerald wouldn't make as good a princess.

Reasons why I should not be allowed to draw while half asleep... Oh, there are many. Here is one.

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... Yeah.