Creepers gonna creep

My favorite news story so far this week:

A trailer overturns on a major road in Massachusetts, releasing two cows. Traffic is stopped as the cows meander around, and nobody seems quite sure of what to do. Suddenly, a guy gets out of his car, wearing a cowboy hat and boots, lassoes each cow and moves them off the road, then gets back into his car and takes off without revealing his name.

Hooray for local superheroes.

Screw Unleashed. I'm playing SA2B all night long. :|

Q: What is black as the blackest night, and can appear suddenly without warning, to strike fear and sorrow into the depths of your soul, and then once it's there, NEVER EVER GOES AWAY?

A: A rainy day in Portland! :D :D :D

Seriously, I thought it was, like, noon-ish here. But no. Apparently it's night already, if I'm just going by what it looks like outside right now. :/ So much for the seriously weird week or two of sun and near-60 degree weather. I knew it couldn't last, woe.

So, uh. I doubt any of you were reading it except maybe Angela. SO ANGELA. EPIC RP IS NOW LOCATED AT zombiesandtea. OKAY? :D

Now, as all of you also already know, I am leaving tomorrow morning for a far off land. The same far off land I left all of you for last summer. I cannot be reached by phone, but once a week (unless the DQ fails me) I should be able to get internet access and reply to emails, and possibly will be lucky enough to catch a few of you online.

I'll post updates when I can, but what I really love out there is real mail. Handwritten letters of goodness, oh yes. It only takes 3-4 days for mail to reach Valentine from anywhere in the US, so it's... actually about the same speed as the internet, really, from one letter to the next. So for those of you who want to be awesome and nice to me and send me letters, you may direct them to:

[my full name]
General Delivery
Valentine, TX 79854

AND NOW, what you have all been waiting for:

SPAM ME!