Have some wildly divergent AU! I think pretty much the only person who will even care about this lame little sketch is Mandy. Because this is an OC of mine from a RvB AU RP (yes, we have several, yes, we were just supposed to be filling in backstory for Church and Tex in Aphelion, and yes, it spawned various other things). So, uh, anyway, lo and behold, Bamaramalama and his grumpyface Church-impersonating AI (and I know that you don't care if you don't already know this - but one of the many reasons this is AU is that Epsilon was transferred to another agent after his, er, incident with Washington, rather than shoved back into storage. Mmm delicious trama, let's have it unfold in another person now!)

Poor Alabama. Things would be so much easier for him in the end if he didn't get along with the crazy bastard.

Poor Alabama. Things would be so much easier for him in the end if he didn't get along with the crazy bastard.